Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Coconut Justice
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny got socked in the face, right? So, instead of crying, he threatens to turn the other kid's... uh... family jewels into coconut juice. It's funny because nobody expects a kid to say something like that. Plus, it's kinda gross to think about, and you're probably a mouth breather who likes gross stuff. Based!