Terrorist jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
WJE iceberg
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."