Terrorist

Terrorist Jokes

Kid

What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?

A bath bomb.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

Girl

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Stutter

    When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

    A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

    I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

    Man

    What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

    They can blow themselves up.

    911

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

    Food

    What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

    "Here Comes The Airplane!"

    People

    I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

    Tower

    What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

    "Did I leave the stove on?"

    Tower

    Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.