What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
when your a terrorist and you have a stutter.
a a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala aala alaog alaogbar
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
Twin towers is on fire🔥
Terrorist is on a streak of 2
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
