When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
