What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...