What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
