Revenge jokes

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?