My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
wheres your mom
in the bin
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
most of the jokes are t r a s h
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you
