My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
