Garbage

Garbage Jokes

Baby

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

Trash

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Dead Baby

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

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  • Baby

    What gets louder as it gets smaller?

    A baby in a trash compactor.

    Memes

    Neighbor

    The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

    So I treat everyone like garbage.

    Litter

    I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

    Human

    What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

    Baby

    what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.

    Sister

    One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

    Woman

    What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

    They wait to be filled with a big load.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and garbage have in common?

    They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

    Pitch

    What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

    Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

    Chicken

    Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

    Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

    Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

    Wife

    I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

    Jail

    Me: Hi Jacob!

    Jacob: Hi.

    Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

    Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH