My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said thanks for visiting.
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck, when a dildo thumps the windshield. To protect little johnny's innocence he says, "that was a insect." Little Johnny replies," I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
