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My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .

Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me

Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels"