Travel jokes

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

My dick hard.

My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

Hi! I’m going back home.