Pocket Fried Rice

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

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Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" relies on lazy stereotypes about Asians, mixed with some casual racism from the bartender and a goofy threat about attacking someone with pocket-fried rice. It's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine, which, by the way, you probably think is a good idea.

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