Discrimination jokes
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Most pakis are disabled.
I hate autistic people.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.