Discrimination

Discrimination Jokes

School

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Job

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

Library

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Shooter

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Disabled

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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  • Midget

    If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Asian

    If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

    Hockey

    Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

    It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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  • Man

    How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

    Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

    Existence

    A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

    Gulag

    In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

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  • Hispanic

    Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

    A: Stoners have papers.