Discrimination jokes
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Memes
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."