What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Discrimination Jokes
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
