What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
i got kicked out of a library today
because i put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
if im racist to evrybody am i even racist?
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
