Discrimination jokes
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Most pakis are disabled.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.