Discrimination jokes
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?