Erichh

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Registered on 7/16/2022 · 13 followers · Last active 1 year ago

the world is a cat playing with Australia

A world map is outlined with a red line to resemble a cat's body, with Australia outlined in yellow as if it were a toy the cat is playing with.

getgommed

A pixelated head of a Minecraft character with brown hair and a slightly smug expression is placed against a black background. The expression is characterized by a mouth that looks like the punctuation mark '¿'.

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Lmao

The image shows a man with grey hair looking confused with his hands on his head. Above him, text reads, "50 Cent when he travels to Vietnam and has to change his name to 11,706 Dong."

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

heh

A meme showing Neo from "The Matrix" in three panels. In the first panel, a stack of papers says "Choose the correct answer." The second panel shows Neo looking unimpressed, saying, "You can't scare me with thi-". In the third panel, the stack of papers says "And explain why.", which makes Neo look panicked.

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.