What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
Snouticus
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.