3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ¨why did you drive so fast.¨
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I hate 2 faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard’s mom: Why didn’t you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn’t. Richard’s mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, “mark, what would you like to eat?” Mark said, “I’d like some fucking potato’s.” SMACK! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, “what would you like to eat?” “Well, I’d like some fucking potatos” said suzie SMAACK! she slapped suzie. “Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?” Well… I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version…
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments… :)
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
me running after slapping the emo kid’s wrist and saying i like ya cut g
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ）