Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey, you! Yeah, you, the slowpoke! The joke is about birds flying south for the winter. You see, normal people would think it's because of the weather. But get this: the real reason they fly is that walking is too far! Ha! Get it? I bet you didn't. You're probably still trying to figure out how birds even get plane tickets! Ha! Dumbass!