Transportation jokes
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
riding (DYM 145).
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!