What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball
U can't use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
