What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
