Transportation jokes
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What's up with airline food?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver? One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?