My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
I found Nemo
He was tasty
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
What spider-man movie does a orphan like, homecoming.
