Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
