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Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
What do you call space Muslim A tuskin raider
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Did you hear about that Muslim party? It was a blast
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What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
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Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
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Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
what do u call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas
