Muslim jokes
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Memes
That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.