What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Listen here, smarty pants! It's a pun, see? "Torquay" is a place in England, and it sounds like "talkie." Now, since the town is walking, it's a "walkie," get it? You probably don't because you like to watch paint dry for fun.
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