Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
