Company

Company Jokes

Dildo

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Landmine

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Man

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

Share

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

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  • Memes

    Google

    Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

    CEO

    So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

    Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

    Land Mine

    I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

    Because it's a family company...

    Yo mama

    Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

    Bounty

    So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

    ...their new slogan?

    The Quicker Pecker Upper.

    Incest

    When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.