why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company.

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

Why can’t orphans work at S.C johnson

Cause it’s a family company 🤣

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Two’s company, cheese a crowd!

What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship… targeted companies include:

Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.

If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S… The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to ‘When You Wish Upon A Window’, with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

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