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Orphan

richie

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family company

Roof

Anonymous

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof

Puns

Anonymous

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company.

Man

Mr. Menace

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

Religion

Anonymous

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Head

Anonymous

Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.

Orphan

Austin Warner

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

Orphan

Ya boiii

Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because its a family company…

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans work at S.C johnson

Cause it’s a family company 🤣

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company

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Toilet

Anonymous

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Orphan

Anonymous

How come an orphan cant work for SC Johnson?

because it’s a family company.

Puns

Anonymous

Two’s company, cheese a crowd!

Puns

ThePunniestBacon

What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it

Yo mama

Anonymous

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company

Jesus

Anonymous

Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!

Dad

Cassidee

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I’m in the hospital

Orphan

Izaboola

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.

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