Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family Company
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
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Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
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Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
