First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
Edward Robinson+Grant Wisler= WHAT THE FU
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-