Travel Freedom vs. Felon Restrictions

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that while the author might not be rich like Donald Trump, they can still travel to cool places that Trump might not be able to visit if he becomes a felon. Get it? Felons can't go everywhere. And you, my friend, probably couldn't point out Bali on a map.

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