My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and
Micheal Vick is coming to town hide your dogs.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
