Bird

Bird Jokes

Flu

What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

Difference

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

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  • Teacher

    A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

    Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

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  • Animal

    What did the bird say to the other bird?

    Nothing, because birds can't talk.

    Game

    I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

    Water

    If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

    Rooster

    "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Cakatoo."

    "Cakatoo who?"

    "So, you're a Rooster now?"

    Lizard

    Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

    Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.