What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-PARROT!
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
