Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Alpha beta transdolphin
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.
How do you fuck a sheep? But your dick in it and face it off the cliff edge, it'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist
What hates men but would have no life without men? A triggered feminist.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
What do you call a lesbian on a bike,? A dyke...
I'm not transphobic I just want transparency...