Bee Jokes

Anonymos
in Puns

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

Poppy
in America

What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB

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Anonymous
in Animal

What kind of bees eat brains?

Zombees.

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Daniel King

What do bees ๐Ÿ brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

Anonymous

What do bees ๐Ÿ do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.

Anonymous

Why wouldnโ€™t Mr Bee ๐Ÿ push Ms Bee ๐Ÿ away?

Believe he loves his honey.

Choco

Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.

Hahahaha

What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded

Anonymous
in Animal

What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!

Anonymous
in Animal

What kind of Bees make milk?

BooBees

Anonymous

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee

ME

What goes zzub-zzub ?

A bee flying backwards

Daniel King

What do you call a beeโ€™s love?

Honey โค๏ธ.

PJ Masks
in Trouble

Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasnโ€™t beehiving very well!

Tristan k

My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets

Anonymous

What does the bee say to the fly?

Buzz off

Anonymous

Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest canโ€™t fly.

Anonymous
in Religion

Where did Noah keep his bees? โ€“ In the ark hives.

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Daniel King

How do bees ๐Ÿ get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Who did the bee ๐Ÿ marry?

Her honey!