Bee jokes
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Why wouldn鈥檛 Mr. Bee 馃悵 push Ms. Bee 馃悵 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What do you call a bee鈥檚 love?
Honey.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Who did the bee 馃悵 marry?
Her honey!
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!