Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
What do bees 🐝 do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.
What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What does the bee say to the fly?
Buzz off
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
