Bee jokes
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Memes
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)