The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.