50 cent jokes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Memes
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
