50 cent jokes

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

I charge 50 bucks a suck.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.