50 cent jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.