What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap