A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
