Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
