Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
what is the fastest country?iran
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
