R. Kelly jokes
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
My life #freemymanrkelly
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.