R. Kelly jokes
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
My life #freemymanrkelly
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.