i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do u say when a person trips?
You say why u trippen. :)
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)
A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
Teacher: where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip
Orphan: Parent signature:___________
That camping trip was in-tents
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
