Travel jokes

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"