Travel jokes

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.