Travel jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Girls be like
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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