Travel

Travel jokes

Whale

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

Stamp

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

Plane

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Gun

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Plane

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

Time

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Toilet Paper

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Bathroom

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Man

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

Mom

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Boyfriend

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

Lock

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Plane

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.