I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
