Time Machine

Time Machine Jokes

Time

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Barman

The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bunker

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

Area 51

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Twin Towers

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Time

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.