I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
The Barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
I found the best Gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
