Sally's Free Trip

Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that Sally got to go to Hawaii for free 'cause she literally washed up on the beach. Like, she was in the ocean and the tide brought her all the way to Hawaii. You know, 'washed up,' like a piece of driftwood. I bet you think driftwood is just tired wood. No wonder you didn't get the joke, you probably still think Hawaii is just a character from Moana.