What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
what is a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it sure as hell aint plane
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
