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What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. “What are my choices?” he asked.

“Yes or No,” she replied.

How did the flight attendant want their burger?

Just plane!

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.

the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face…

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? “Yes or No,” the flight attendant replied.

-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?

-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.

People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight

My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona

How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that’s made.