What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Short Jokes
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
