Short jokes
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.