Short jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Orphan, sorry.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
My dog died. I'm so sad.
My boyfriend said if I kiss him, I'll get lucky. I fell down a flight of stairs.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍