Short jokes

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.

Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂