Age jokes

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

My mom left me at a very young age.

Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.