Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?

A starfish.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no eyes.

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