Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Fish Jokes
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
you might be
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…
for 20 seconds…
and only once… :(
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
What’s a fish’s least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!