Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river-bank!

i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…

for 20 seconds…

and only once… :(

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

What’s a fish’s least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!