Fish jokes
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Where do fish sleep? On a seabed!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!