Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?
I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
you might be
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…
for 20 seconds…
and only once… :(
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”