Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
