Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…

for 20 seconds…

and only once… :(

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”