Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish
I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”
you might be
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…
for 20 seconds…
and only once… :(
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”