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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

If we can’t see air can fish see water?

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.

What do you call a fish with no eye?


two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no eyes.

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”