Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

If we can’t see air can fish see water?

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

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