Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?

A starfish.

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

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