Girlfriend

NibbaF..got69

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Sea

Daniel King

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Puns

Anonymous

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

Puns

Anonymous

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Puns

Anonymous

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Fish

Evan

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

People

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Sea

Daniel King

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

America

Anonymous

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

Sea

Daniel King

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

Difference

Falcon-is-Communist

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

Scale

Anonymous

Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

Sea

Poopy

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Dam

Noob

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Gold

whydojeffeatbobandfred

i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…

for 20 seconds…

and only once… :(

Eating

Death&Decay

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Smell

boopadoopadudat

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

Puns

Anonymous

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

Puns

Anonymous

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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