Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes”
They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"