Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

If we can’t see air can fish see water?

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

What do you call a fish w/ no eyes Fffffsshhhhhh

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no eyes.

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

give a man a fish feed him for a day

give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes”
They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"