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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

If we can’t see air can fish see water?

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other “dam”

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A ffsshh

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

Two fish are in a tank. One says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!”

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

I’m sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty

What do you call a fish with no eye?


What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish with no eyes.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: “Hey, how do you drive this thing?”

give a man a fish feed him for a day

give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.