Short jokes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Robert Ryall
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.