Short jokes
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
America.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.