Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Short Jokes
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Trevor Bauer for President.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
