Short jokes
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.