Short jokes
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Non-binary is a joke.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.