Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.