How to make a builder cry

The joke uses a dark and morbid twist by suggesting a violent act as a way to make a builder cry, playing on the expectation of a less extreme or emotional response. It's funny because it's unexpected and inappropriate.

• Builder
• Family
• Death
• Violence
• Emotion
• Construction

• How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.
• How do you make a sad person jump? A bridge.
• How do you make a mime cry? You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
• How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.