Short jokes

Short Jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"