Short jokes
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.