Short jokes
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"