Short jokes
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
People think I'm racist but I'm really not.
I hate everyone equally.
Decent sausages, average price, good car and seats... nothing.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Your face is so greasy that the USA is gonna invade you!
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.