Short jokes
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.