Short jokes
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
An Indian, an African, and an Arab are jumping off a cliff to see who’ll hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.