Short jokes
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!