Short jokes
What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?
They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?
You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
People think I'm racist but I'm really not.
I hate everyone equally.
Decent sausages, average price, good car and seats... nothing.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Your face is so greasy that the USA is gonna invade you!
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.