Short jokes
Your humor is so dark that you make the burnt Jews and black people look alike.
Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.
Why was the 19th Amendment a major mistake?
Because it gave women the ability to dodge accountability.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
What is Wonder Woman's weakness?
Accountability for her actions.
How do you spell bee reversed?
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Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?
What were the clownfish doing behind the coral?
Unspeakable things.
I watched a potato farmer get arrested the other day.
She kept yelling, "Do you know who I yam?"
What does a mermaid do when she gets hurt?
Goes to the nurse shark.
What do you call a dancing chair?
Ring around a Rosie.
What do you call a disabled man with a gun?
"Special forces."
What's Dr. Phil's least favorite music genre?
Emo.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.
And if you want, I'll give you my wand.
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
Pee-wee Herman was in the army... until he got a dishonorable discharge!
What's big, black, and lights up when you touch it?
A phone.
What do you call a stupid bear?
The bear that's gonna give this an explanation, and he's dumb.