Short jokes

Short jokes

Twin Towers

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Incest

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

French

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Incest

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

Dolphin

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Scoliosis

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Dead Hooker

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

9/11

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

Down Syndrome

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?