Short jokes

Short jokes

Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.

Antarctica

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

Dark Humor

Bros over hos.

Cancer

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

Dishwasher

What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Kick her.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Emo

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Michael Jackson

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

IKEA

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Hairline

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Twin Towers

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.