Short jokes
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
I love 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
I want to put my 🍆 in some.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
I'm gonna crack Explain Bear.
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.