Short jokes
I'm not going to make jokes about vegans... that would be tasteless.
I have no beef with them.
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
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