Short jokes
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.