Short jokes

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?

Wait... nevermind.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I think DJT has FTD.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.