Short jokes
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Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
Father heard his children scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!