Pie

Pie Jokes

Note

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Party

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

Cake

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

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  • Pig

    What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

    Mississippi Mud.

    Potato

    When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

    Party

    Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

    Sister

    SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

    Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

    Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

    My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

    Mother

    The pie tasted weird today.

    Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

    Math

    Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

    Magic Trick

    I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

    Cow

    Why did the cow lick your mum?

    Because she had a cream pie.

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  • Parent

    Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

    Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

    Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

    Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

    I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

    If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!