Pie Jokes

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Nobody:

Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

I fucking love rhubarbs.

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

Why did the cow lick your mum?

Because she had a cream pie.

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!