I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
[son] said hi dad im hungry [dad] hi hungry im dad [son] PIE PIE PIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
