Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.