Cold

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Toe

Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Wheel

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

Restaurant

Anonymous

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Ball

Sabers the fox

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”

Trust

Anonymous

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

Difference

Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Wife

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

Taste

Anonymous

Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion

People

TheRiotHouse

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Guy

Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

Vegetable

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

Fire

Anonymous

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

Personal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

Knight

Anonymous

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

Night

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Ketchup

Twinzgamez_yt

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

Orphanage

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

Eating

Anonymous

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

Puns

Gay Thing

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

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