What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other b......s.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What’s a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?

Just to Bitter.