When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other b......s.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?