Cannibal jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.