What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?
A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!