Cannibal Jokes

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

Anonymous

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

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Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

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Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

You Wouldn't Care Anyway

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

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Anonymous

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

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Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Anonymous

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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Anonymous

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

TheRiotHouse

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

Bow Tie Guy
in Family

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Aur Myss

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it’s only cannibalism if you swallow.

Sabers the fox

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”

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Anonymous

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

Anonymous

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”