Cannibal Jokes

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

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You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Anonymous

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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Anonymous

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

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Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

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Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

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You Wouldn't Care Anyway

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

Anonymous

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

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Anonymous

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

Anonymous

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

DasKitKat06

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

Anonymous

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

TheRiotHouse

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Anonymous

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

Twinzgamez_yt

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup

Cannibal

What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise

Anonymous

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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Bow Tie Guy
in Family

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣