Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup

What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣