When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What’s the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What does an cannibal call people in water
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it’s only cannibalism if you swallow.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says “you start at the bottom I start at the top” so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says “i’m having a ball” then than the the first cannibal says “than you’re eating too fast”
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”