When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other b......s.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? – Canned food.

Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant

A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”

What’s a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!