Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
