The Problem Solver

This is a dark humor joke where the person misunderstands their doctor's death sentence and thinks they can 'solve' the problem by killing the doctor. They get a much longer sentence from the judge, showing how the character's actions don't solve anything.

• Problem
• Doctor
• Dark Humor
• Gun
• Sentence
• Year

• DARK ALERT******** A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years. DARK ALERT********
• My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live." I said, "You wanna bet?" Bam, a gunshot!
• "I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
• Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left. The sir: My children will be devastated. Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that. The sir: Whatever it takes. *Suppressed gunshots*