The Problem Solver

This is a dark humor joke where the person misunderstands their doctor's death sentence and thinks they can 'solve' the problem by killing the doctor. They get a much longer sentence from the judge, showing how the character's actions don't solve anything.

• Problem
• Doctor
• Dark Humor
• Gun
• Sentence
• Misunderstanding

• DARK ALERT******** A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years. DARK ALERT********
• My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live." I said, "You wanna bet?" Bam, a gunshot!
• "I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
• My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts. Now we wait...