Planet jokes
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.