The 100+ Best Planet Jokes

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.

What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily