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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

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Uranus is a gassy planet

What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it

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can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus

What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”

Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it

im going to your moms house can you help me planet

What do planets like to read? Comet books!