What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.