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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it

What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus

Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”

im going to your moms house can you help me planet

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

How do you plan a party in outer space You planet

How do you throw a space party?

You planet 🤣🤣🤣