Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

Why is a moon 🌕 rock tastier than an earth 🌍 rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Do people live on the earth 🌏? Yes a lot of people live on the earth 🌎

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus

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