Ring

Daniel King

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Puns

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

Puns

Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

Guy

Anonymous

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

Fat

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Funny

Bobby Bob Bobs

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Puns

sub to duckyisverycute

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Bar

Lol

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

Space

M-Dawg

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

NASA

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Uranus

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Uranus

MysT

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus

Fat

Anonymous

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

Sun

JB

Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

Puns

hahahaha

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

Singing

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Rock

Daniel King

Why is a moon 🌕 rock tastier than an earth 🌍 rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

High

Anonymous

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

Puns

Mr.Cringe

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

Suck

Anonymous

all of them suck

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