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Ring

Daniel King

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Puns

Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

Puns

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

Guy

Anonymous

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

Fat

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Funny

Bobby Bob Bobs

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Bar

Lol

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

Puns

sub to duckyisverycute

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Space

M-Dawg

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

NASA

Anonymous

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

Uranus

Death&Decay

Better call NASA and tell them there is only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Fat

Anonymous

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Bob

Not a robot

Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

Moon

Daniel King

Why is a moon 🌕 rock tastier than an earth 🌍 rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Sun

JB

Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

Singing

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Pass

Anonymous

What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”

Day

J0K35 (week 1)

What day does Venus like?

SATURNday

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Gwen

What do planets read?

Comet books.

Uranus

Anonymous

keep the planet clean it’s not uranus

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