Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

Uranus is a gassy planet

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

What’s the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar

What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus

How do you measure the circ..ference of Uranus? By the rings around it

how do you organize a space party? you planet.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

can we have a party in space? … First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

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