Rapist jokes
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.