What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
