Rapist jokes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
I'm a rapist.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.