Rapist jokes
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.