Rapist Jokes

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.