What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Rapist Jokes
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
I'm a rapist.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.