Rapist jokes

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?

My dick.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

I'm a rapist.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

Therapist just mean the-rapist.