See

No

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

Shooting

Anonymous

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You’re armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

Dick

Name Ideas

Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?

My dick.

Man

Rapist

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies “are you that same person who took Jimmy?” the man replies “yes” and the teacher says “Take susie too she’s being a little bitch.”

Eye

Versace_Scar

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that’s why it’s so hard to identify the rapist.

Priest

Anonymous

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

Ball

DaddyDickNuts

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists’ balls off. Sure glad I don’t live in Israel.

Priest

oknnnnnnonjonono

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

Minor

Mayonnaise.

What’s a rapist’s favourite scale? C Minor.

Difference

Mr Dog

What’s the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Priest

Razor

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy

Sex

Anonymous

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

Space

Anonymous

Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists

Teacher

Anonymous

My Teacher is a rapist

Soda

Les

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Kid

Anonymous

Rapist"Get into the fucking van!“ Kid"ymmom ym llet ot gnoig mi" Rapist"Fine” (Grabs a white kid instead)

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