Rapist Jokes

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

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You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."

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why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race

because they always like to come in a little behind

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists?

They are also forcing themselves on others.