Short jokes
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!