Short jokes
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.