Short jokes
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.