Short jokes
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.