What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away