Pasta

Pasta Jokes

Baby

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Spaghetti

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Noodle

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Daughter

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

Memes

Skeleton

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

Abortion

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Wife

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.