Pasta jokes
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.