What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
"Welcome to mama mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce."
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
