Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
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I thought to myself one day, "If the Emperor can have drip then why can't I?" and now you must suffer my [drip] wrath of cringe jokes.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
