Slept Like a Log

The humor comes from the literal interpretation of "sleeping like a log", which usually means sleeping very soundly. The person took it to mean they turned into a literal log and were placed in the fireplace.

• Fireplace
• Log
• Morning
• Fire
• Night
• Dream

• Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace? 'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
• I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
• I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
• I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"