When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
You are the reason double doors were invented
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
