When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
You are the reason double doors were invented
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Say invented without the first n
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism