When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
You are the reason double doors were invented
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
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Say invented without the first n
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
